The Guild of Calamitous Intent

Better known as the condo associaction, the Guild of Calamitous Intent has summoned J and I for an instructional meeting about how to live in our condo complex on Tuesday evening. I imagine that after said meeting, one, if not many drinks will be needed. Will anyone be at trivia tomorrow night?

I can't imagine the meeting taking that long. How much could there be to know about living in a condo association, after all? Certainly nothing that requires a whole meeting. A typed page or, at most, two (double spaced with wide margins) should be sufficient to tell us everything there is to know. That they've managed to come up with enough material for an entire meeting is... troublesome, to say the least. I'll keep an open mind, (and a running mental note of all the buffoonery that goes on for amusing anecdotes later) but I, like Indiana Jones, have a bad feeling about this.

If the meeting starts at 7 p.m., I can't imagine being there past 8 o'clock. If anyone's going tomorrow, please let us know through the usual channels. I hope you guys can make it. We miss you guys!